pandaexpressvevo:

do you ever get a text and think “nah” and go back to whatever you’re doing

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fifth-mayy:

'are you as bored as I am' can be read from back to front and still make sense

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guacamolic:

my anaconda don’t
my anaconda don’t
my anaconda don’t want none unless you are fiscally responsible and mature enough to take care of yourself

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thecityofpaper:

do you guys ever do that thing where you adjust the tabs because they don’t look like they’re in the right order

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lovingfoss666:

the first step to robbing a bank is picking out a cute outfit

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ilovesmoothjazz1998:

Name: Bitch
Gender: Bitch
Race: Bitch
Age: Bitch
Height: Bitch
Weight: Bitch
Reason for applying: I’m a bitch

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